Why did this fair maiden do this?

My chum and I, Rexworth went over to the local pub to get some maidens to play with our fiddlesticks, but all we had was an embarring moment with them. I asked the fair maiden how much she weighed because Rexworth had a wager that she didn't weight as much as she looked. We brought out the scale and she poured what smelled like liquor all over us. What went wrong because I could have sworn we were going to get lucky.